Jordaan's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Fallen Angel: Teaser]

That was incredible.

Very Nice. Excellent Gfx, SFx, Animations... the whole lot was 100% porfessional.
The full thing is gonna rock.
By the way, was the main character meant to look like Jade from the Jackie Chan cartoon? Just noticed a strong similarity in the faces

[Milkman]

Sick

Why would anyone want to make this? This is sick and evil. And not slightly funny. IT was just wrong

[Dont Mess with Hulk Hogan]

Better Than Most

I expected crap, cz of that 'early fim' statement, but it was very good. Very smooth for a stop motion, weel done there. Funny intro. And kicking a troll doll's ass was perfect. I hate those things

Very nice cartoon. Could use a preloader or some professional touches, but the content ws great

[YAAFM 9: Michael Moore]

Never knew that

Ive never heard half of those qoutes of Michaels. However, I've seen enough of his Tv series to know that he does contradict himself a lot. His generalisations against Americans, White people, Small businesses, Governments, drive in movies, etc. etc. etc., do get annoying very quick. I'm not even in any of the catagories he hates, and im getting sick of it. But for all the wrong he done, i think hes closer to being a greedy, manipulative prick, than he is to being a Fucking Moron. Still, nice to see you're being fair Bush for a change.
PS. Have you ever considered doing a YAAFM for Mark Latham, John Howard or Tony Blair?? That would be interesting :)

[Salad Fingers]

Freaky

I'm sorry, but this thing just freaked me out. It reminded me of a character from Tim Burton's "Nightmare Before Christmas" movie. GFX: Crap. crap animation and crap visuals
SFX: Freaky. his voice ran a chill. I expected him to say "Im gonna eat your veins and boil your children" or something.
No humour. You had a play button, so 1 for interaction

Overall: Crappy, but freaky. Not a good combination

[Foamy's Rant 2 : Foamy The Squirrel]

He's still got it

another clip, another truthful preaching from the Lord and Master

[Foamy's Rant : Foamy The Squirrel]

He says what we all wanna say...

Took the words right outta my mouth (is that plagerism?)

[Almost Serious Suicide : Foamy The Squirrel]

LMAO

Give him a Aria Award!!!! (or whatever musical awards American squirrels have...) Foamy breaking out into song and dance. How could you lose?