Jordaan's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Poninjas Relinquished]

Nice Tribute

Great Movie, man. cool fight scenes and a great ending.

[Madness Apotheosis]

Very Nice

Excepting the fact fact that all the guys he killed were stupdily slow, this was a fantastic movie with smooth animatoin, great fight choreography and a nice element of humour to it. Well Done. A perfect ending

[8-bit Theater 2]

Impeccable

Best VG/D&D spoof ive seen yet. Well Done

[Soul Snatcher 1]

Half Decent

Ok, im not gonna call it a Xiao-Xiao ripoff, coz that would be insulting Zhu's work. Instead, ill call it a hlaf decent rip of Mortal Kombat (Shang Tsung) and DBZ. It had choppy animation, crappy graphics (and thats saying something for a stick movie) and no decent moves. None. I think the only "cool" move in it was the slow motion Liu Kang style bike kick, and even that was a crappy rip. To be fair, it wasn't the worst stick fighter ive seen, but it had nothing going for it to make it memorable except a poorly written authors comment; "enneywayz", what are you, 7? Put some effort in somewhere, please

[FF7: About Random Battles]

Great Spoof

Great Spoof, Bonus Material.. Perfect

BTW, The reviewer before me is a dick and should be banned. the link is to his acount on KoC, an online game. Ne1 who wants to check the authors previous works should just click the list box on the left.

[weebl and bob - hentai]

What The Hell Was That?

I dunno about anyone else, but that was kinda scary. What the hell was that. Im guessing thatthere were previous entires of "Weebl and Bob" series, so maybe im missing something, but a cat-egg hybrid with no tongue dressed in a japanese school-girl costume being raped by an octopus just goes a bit too far...

[Final Fantasy A+]

A+

THE single best spoof/parody i have ever seen. The idea was great, and the transfer of ideas couldn't have been done better.

[Peoplemation: Spin]

Brillian

Reminded me of the simple days watching sesame street. or charlie chaplin movies.
Very well executed, and fantastic idea. WEll Done