Jordaan's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[PS2 Got Bag]

Good Idea

Its a good idea, but poorly executed. You're right in the fact that the PS2 has crappy exclusive games, and will sign just about anthing ("Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen's Mall Madness", "Fairy Bubble Racer", "Greenhouse Keeper", These are all Real Games on the ps2).

But it was so crap. IT would have been better to have it moe in a store layout, no just boxes zooming from the screen. And the voiving was very cheap. You either held the microphone too close, or you were having an asthma attack.

Still, good idea. XBox + Gamecube rule over PS2

[Black Belt VS Black Mage]

Laughing My Ass Off

"is this sara-lee". Funniest movie ive seen in a long time. Keep up the great work

[Fairy Sorrow]

Laughed My Ass Off

Brilliant. Loved it. "Is this Sara-Lee"... :) had me in stitches. keep up the good work man

[Hero Intro]

Very Nice

I liked it

[Autumn]

Nice

I personally dont like 'artistic' work, so im going from an outsiders opinion. It was nice. Good graphics, good song (CT+CC all the way) and even a cameo by Stan+Kyle from South Park

A :)

[BOTTLES ep.1]

Great Job Man

Reminds me of those generic disney cartoon series, but with a nice surreal twist. Very professional. Some of the jokes were predictable, but overall, a very classy presentation

[The Sharp Sheep]

It was nice

Nice cartoony graphics+sound, well animated, kinda quirky humour, but what the hell was an army general doing trying to kill a sheep?? SOme background info or a storyline would make this more enjoyable

Valvageer responds:

:) army man kill sheep must kill sheep he must the sheep was annoying him with its baas

[Stick Schtick - Gun]

Turned Me Off Looney Tunes

I know your trying to make a point, but all that did was remind me of a looney tune episode (hehe, Elmer Fudd....) The graphics were crap, even for a stick animation, there was no class, and the entire thing was too short. There also should have been a messageof "never leave a loaded, armed gun laying on a table, in a house where a gun obsessed kid, who is home by himself, can reach it". Oh well, at least your trying