Jordaan's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Crazy Console Battles!]

Decent

Kinda been overdone.... everything was decent though....
One thing i dont get..... why were there 4 ps2 controllers? The silly thing only supports 2....

ryguypie responds:

There was a lot more than 4 ps2 controllers, and more than 4 xbox controllers. Thanks for the review :)

[The Linda Show 2]

Insults are fun

Ive never been so happy to see people being insulted, but that just wrapped them all:
Footy Addicts, HomoBashers, FatBrains, NASCAR.

well done. Politically Incorrect, and proud of it.

[Of Wolf And Man]

Very Well Done

Well Done, Daniel. A very professional Flash. Deserves at least 3/5

Refine the art a bit (except for the Wolf, which looks really good), and this could be front page material

And to think... you did all this during school....

[Dumbass Dumbass Dance]

Get Over Yourself

This is just a guess, but i'd say you regularly turn up to protest marches. You seem to take offence/Dislike to anything. The numa numa dance was funny becuase of the unexpected content, and because that guy was able to harmlessly make fun of HIMSELF!
You are just trying to be insulting, and you're copying another clip, so both those factors are gone. All you're left with is an asshole looking like an idiot while trying to show someone else up. You're a dick, your idea was bad, and your execution of the idea was even worse. Get over yourself and take a chill pill!

[ELEPHANT: episode 1]

Ok, Now Im Scared

This is one of those things that just makes your brain melt trying to understand it.
Im still not sure what that was about, but at the same time, i liked it.

[Mac Trek]

Wow. Another D-Generation Fan

Mick Moloy and Tony MArtin are 2 of the most underated comedic geniuses of all time. I loved Bad Eggs, and I Loved this skit. Well used. But what made you decide on using Bob and Bub?

rilstix responds:

Indeed. Crackerjack was awesome, too. I used Bob and Bub to add some extra bizarre craziness. You can never have too much of that.

[Dad's Home]

a story WITH a moral

Funny as hell. Ive never seen anything so pointless work so well. One of newgrounds funniest cartoons.
PS I know this review is pointless, i just wanted to get rid of the idiot reviewing before me.

[Bush Kerry Debate]

Funny As Hell. Nice GFX

Arnold Schwarzneggar or Will Smith for president!

[2d Karma]

Wow, You learned to use shape tweening.

Dear God, That Sucked. Almost as bad as your spelling. 1337/Leet Sucks.

Soory if im being offensive, but if u use leet, you have serious problems.

FiveStar responds:

omg... "Soory" wow dat's some great spelling u got right there.

[Tomorrow's Nobodies Ep.2]

Great

Funniest Thing Ive Seen Today. Very professional. But one question: Why, at the end, was Ben replaced on the couch by the lead singer from Linkin Park?

Tomorrows-Nobody responds:

Because We Are One Step Closer To The Edge!